"Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, ca…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"Unfortunately, I don't have a nice eyeball like you, that can see this and that. All I can do to pursue one thing in front of me. So whether it's the abyss of death or an empty void, I won't fight for the manju offered to my grave. I'll fight for tomorrow's breakfast. That's all."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Gintoki, will you take up your sword once again to cleanse this rotting nation? Lend me the strength of the fearsome white demon once again. [flashback to when they were fighting together] Is this it? Rather than falling into enemy hands, we should kill ourselves and die as warriors."

— Kotarō Katsura · Gintama

"I'm on TV! I gotta call my folks!"

— Kagura · Gintama

"Ironic, isn't it? How people without truly important things know about them more than those who have them."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"It's often said, "People who are similar can be called friends", right? You haven't been making a good life for yourself, have you? Well, I guess I'm no better.. People don't try to make a life that they can't be proud of... They have the intention of staying on the straight path, but out of blue, they're in the dirt. But, even so, with heart and soul you try to brake through. There will be a day, that even dirt will dry and fall off. (Gintoki to Catherine Gintama chapter 24 page 19"")"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama