"You don't need a driver's license to hit…" — Kagura Quote

"Unfortunately, I don't have a nice eyeball like you, that can see this and that. All I can do to pursue one thing in front of me. So whether it's the abyss of death or an empty void, I won't fight for the manju offered to my grave. I'll fight for tomorrow's breakfast. That's all."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"It's quite easy for humans to become adults, but to always have a child-like heart that makes everything joyful isn't such an easy task."

— Hattori Zenzou · Gintama

"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Matsu, you said that people and fireworks bloom like beautiful flowers for an instant and then fade away. That may be true, but Matsu, even if it's only for a moment, I want you to bloom by my side and when you fade away... do so at my side. In return, I will... make beautiful flowers bloom by your side again and again."

— Matsu's Husband · Gintama

"*after Katsura asks him about what he is doing* Well, I suppose I'm doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she's still a woman."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama