"If you die, don't come crying to me abou…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"No matter how hard you blow, you can never extinguish our fire. As long as a single flare remains, the others can be relit."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*about Katsura, who apparently got his head hit very hard* Forget his name, this guy's questioning his own existence!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Tears are handy for washing away troubling and sad feelings. But when you grow up, you'll learn that there are things so sad, they can never be washed away by tears. That there are painful memories that should never be washed away. So people who are truly strong laugh when they want to cry. They endure all of the pain and sorrow while laughing with everybody else."

— Obi Hajime · Gintama

"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura? (One Piece parody)"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"I watch over Gin-san to protect him. Just like a fairy, like Tinkerbell!"

— Sarutobi Ayame · Gintama