"Oh look at that. My tea has gone cold."

"I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits. What I mean is literal, that Haruhi and I are not like other organic lifeforms such as yourself."

— Yuki Nagato · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Actually... Ponytails turn me on... that ponytail you had back then, it looked so good it was criminal!"

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I mean, think about it. If someone pointed to a classmate of yours and asked you what they meant to you, how would you answer? What would you say?"

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"The top brass at the organization is seriously panicked, right now. Nobody knows what will happen to the "real world", now that we've lost our Deity. If Miss Suzimiya is feeling merciful, we might get to keep on living, on this side of the bubble."

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya