"It's amazing how much you kiss your own …" — Kyon Quote

"Even I get in the mood for that stuff now and then. I am a healthy girl, my body has its urges. But I won't let a momentary slip up leave me with a burden."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,"Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Every school story has to have a maid character!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Remote islands are all about strange incidents, right?"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya