"Sometimes I get the feeling that we're a…" — Itsuki Koizumi Quote

"*to Haruhi* I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"*referring to Haruhi* It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Listen! This isn't fun and games! You mess around and I'll kill ya!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"What is a glasses man?"

— Yuki Nagato · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,"Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya