"Problems that cannot be solved do not ex…" — Yuki Nagato Quote

"You can't do anything about what doesn't exist. In the end, humans have to settle for what's in front of them."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Kyon, I'm hot!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I'll back off for now. Next time I won't hesitate to destroy you. Take this time to make your tombstone..."

— Yuki Nagato · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"The top brass at the organization is seriously panicked, right now. Nobody knows what will happen to the "real world", now that we've lost our Deity. If Miss Suzimiya is feeling merciful, we might get to keep on living, on this side of the bubble."

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"And without any buildup or fanfare, we now see Nagato Yuki. Even if she were ordinary, she sure doesn't look like a normal person and naturally, she was actually an evil magician. And an alien on top of that."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya