"Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school, naked! And you'll have to yell "Green Martians are chasing me!" for the whole ten laps!"
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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"Listen! This isn't fun and games! You mess around and I'll kill ya!"
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"It's amazing how much you kiss your own ass."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Sometimes I get the feeling that we're all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss."
— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her."
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Brush my teeth and go to sleep at night. Wake up and eat breakfast in the morning. People do those everywhere. When I realized that everyone did all these things on a daily basis, everything started to feel so boring."
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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