"The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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"I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!"
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Real GAY will not be swayed no matter how cute a girl is. Please remember this: out of a hundred men... five are GAY."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Actually... Ponytails turn me on... that ponytail you had back then, it looked so good it was criminal!"
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"*referring to Haruhi* She must have been born dumb."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"*to Kyon* I'm getting bored and just fed up watching something that doesn't seem to be changing at all. That's why...I'm going to kill you and see how Miss Suzumiya reacts."
— Asakura Ryouko · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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