"The Santa that showed up at my Kindergar…" — Kyon Quote

"If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!"

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Sometimes I get the feeling that we're all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss."

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"*thinking* Every day, I hang out with an alien, a time traveler, and a Esper...and I'm still as sane and objective as ever. Hmm...I wonder if that makes me special or something."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Oh look at that. My tea has gone cold."

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,"Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"*to Haruhi* Are you a moron?"

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya