"Stop kidding around! You're gonna hurt s…" — Kyon Quote

"I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,"Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"The person that needs to be as far away from the H-bomb switch as possible in all of Japan, is right here."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"...but as they say, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. I don't know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I'd like to put her out of commission for a year!"

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a black hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya