"We believe that God exists. And he exist…" — Itsuki Koizumi Quote

"I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits. What I mean is literal, that Haruhi and I are not like other organic lifeforms such as yourself."

— Yuki Nagato · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"The top brass at the organization is seriously panicked, right now. Nobody knows what will happen to the "real world", now that we've lost our Deity. If Miss Suzimiya is feeling merciful, we might get to keep on living, on this side of the bubble."

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"If there's really that many people in the world, then there had to be someone who wasn't ordinary. There had to be someone who was living an interesting life. There just had to be. Why wasn't I that person?"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"*referring to Haruhi* She must have been born dumb."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"You know, Kyon...have you ever realized just how insignificant your existence on this planet really is?"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"You think it's a joke? Huh. You don't want to die? You don't want me to kill you? I'm sorry, but I just don't understand the concept of death regarding organic lifeforms."

— Asakura Ryouko · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya