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"...but as they say, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. I don't know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I'd like to put her out of commission for a year!"

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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