"Hey bitch, get off me! I'm supposed to b…" — Jan Valentine Quote

"I'm surrounded by idiots."

— Integra Hellsing · Hellsing

"You are a fool who creates slaves to do your dirty work. A coward and an incompetent, incapable of doing anything on your own. You are not worthy of the lowest pits of Hell!"

— Alucard · Hellsing

"A four-poster coffin. Bloody hell."

— Seras Victoria · Hellsing

"*to Alucard* Demons do not cry... You became a demon, because you couldn't cry anymore, right? Humans cry, and when their tears finally run dry, there is nothing left, but a demon, nor a monster, and one finally prayer for death..."

— Alexander Anderson · Hellsing

"God spares no salvation to those who would beg for it. Nor is he merciful to those who would beseech his benevolence. These petty requests are no invocation to god. They are your death."

— Alucard · Hellsing

"Stop Whining! All I did was cut off your stupid legs! Summon your demons! Transform yourself! Regenerate your legs! Stand up! Pick up your gun and attack me! Do something! The night is still so young, and the real fun is yet to start! Hurry, hurry, hurry, HURRY!!!"

— Alucard · Hellsing