"At last, the sea lion has crossed the oc…" — Montana Max Quote

"Such a shame. I overestimated you. As a vampire, you were just a pathetic piece of shit. And now you're nothing but dog shit!"

— Alucard · Hellsing

"And while you're waiting for us to kill you, we highly recommend p!$$!ng yourself, Followed by a course of praying to your impudent god. And cowarding in the corner and begging, always good. But if you act now, there's still time for an old-fashioned suicide!! Thank you London! We love you! Goodnight!"

— Jan Valentine · Hellsing

"You are a fool who creates slaves to do your dirty work. A coward and an incompetent, incapable of doing anything on your own. You are not worthy of the lowest pits of Hell!"

— Alucard · Hellsing

"You're too loud, Police Girl. I don't care if you're a vampire, you're still English. Have some manners."

— Integra Hellsing · Hellsing

"Very well. Then krieg(German for "war") is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But, after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple, "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a massive war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known! We are but a single battalion, the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!"

— Montana Max · Hellsing

"They're... eating my people!"

— Integra Hellsing · Hellsing