"God is emotional bullshit."

"Justice. I can't think of another word more loved by the people. It does have a nice ring to it. However, without ever exercising your own strength, you seek the death of others at the hands of someone else. Well, the justice you refer to smells pretty rotten to me."

— Balalaika · Black Lagoon

"What a terrible story. But appropriate for our world. Sometimes I feel like I'm walking over a giant pile of shit. Morality and justice don't really suit me. Words like that and what comes out of asses are surprisingly similar."

— Revy · Black Lagoon

"You've got to enjoy life, or else you'll end up wasting it."

— Revy · Black Lagoon

"All they saw in me was another little ghetto rat with no power and no God. What's left for a poor little Chinese bitch to rely on? It's money of course. And guns. Fuckin' A, with these two things, the world is a great place."

— Revy · Black Lagoon

"Whether we live or die isn't a big issue. If you focus on being alive, you develop fear. Your eyes get clouded. But if you have no such feelings... you are capable of fighting right to the end of the world."

— Revy · Black Lagoon

"God's not at home. He's on vacation at Vegas."

— Eda · Black Lagoon