"The toilet is a wonder of civilization. …" — Watashi Quote

"So, who should we hold responsible? Compensation. Punishment. If you didn't want any problems you shouldn't have taken risks."

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"A politician in the past once said: "My secretaries did it all.""

— UNESCO Director · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"And so... I have written down the lesson I've learned from this vital experience in form of a title suitable for a business reference book: "Never hold meetings. The outcome is determined before the meeting begins.""

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"I've done it! After years of climbing the ladder, I've finally made it! Now that I have control of all good, no one can stop me! I now rule the human race! First, I will restore all the long-abandoned customs! Control the people! Control the goods! Control the economy! Once that's done, I can easily take over the nation! I'm in position to wield all of the power! Time to implement a dictatorial democracy! I can be a tyrant!"

— UNESCO Director · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"The devil made me do it. It was all his fault. Yup, all him. Look at them shake. I don't blame them. The second I spotted them, I put a lid on the tin and ran away. In other words, I kidnapped them. Is there any way to spin this? I mean, any way to solve the problem?"

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"I should use a cheerful joke to lighten the mood. Would you like a snack? Or, maybe I should snack on you instead?"

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita