"The toilet is a wonder of civilization. …" — Watashi Quote

"I've done it! After years of climbing the ladder, I've finally made it! Now that I have control of all good, no one can stop me! I now rule the human race! First, I will restore all the long-abandoned customs! Control the people! Control the goods! Control the economy! Once that's done, I can easily take over the nation! I'm in position to wield all of the power! Time to implement a dictatorial democracy! I can be a tyrant!"

— UNESCO Director · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"And so... I have written down the lesson I've learned from this vital experience in form of a title suitable for a business reference book: "Never hold meetings. The outcome is determined before the meeting begins.""

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"This is how culture spreads. When someone has a new idea, it is immediately copied."

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"I should use a cheerful joke to lighten the mood. Would you like a snack? Or, maybe I should snack on you instead?"

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"If you pity my existence, please eat me."

— Loaf · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita

"Hide the truth. Manipulate information. Use intimidation."

— Watashi · Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita