Axis Powers: Hetalia Quotes

37 quotes from this anime

"Accept me for what I am today, don't reject me because of what I was yesterday."
— Russia · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"Quotes were invented in Korea, you know!"
— South Korea · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"Check it out yo, how kick ass is my new fighter plane of doom!? Dude, it blowin your mind yet or what?"
— America · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"Look at my soldiers and their mean faces! I taught them that face!"
— Prussia · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"No surprise...the meeting ended once again without any resolution. Blast all. I really do wish there was someone around here who I didn't always fight with. ... Flying Mint Bunny! Did you come to try to cheer me up, huh? ...This is great! All my magical friends at the same time! But let's have no murders go around, okay? I'm serious guys! Hey, no fair chewing on my sleeve, Uni! I'm too ticklish, so stop the snuggling! You're naughty, Captain Hook, Tinkerbell's not big enough. Take that big, goofy, kissy face back to your little leprechaun friends, since they're the only ones who care! Kidding! Seriously, you're all nutburgers! What am I to do with you?"
— England · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"I shall now express my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano."
— Austria · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"Stop being such a bitch, Sweden!"
— Poland · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"Risking my life for European politics would make me grassy!"
— Poland · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"I'm the tomato box fairy!"
— North Italy · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"I want to see confused and troubled Lithuania to come crying to me."
— Russia · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"Listen to this! I woke up earlier than Germany for once!"
— South Italy · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"BLIMEY."
— England · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"Oh I hate terrorists, they're so ugly."
— England · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"Dear diary. Today, Italy was attacked by England and France while I was out. *cut to England hitting Italy on the head*"
— Germany · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"The unicorn was real! Of course YOU couldn't see it, because you're not PURE. But I saw it and it was cute with a soft fluffy mane..."
— America · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"These are broken, so Korea didn't make them."
— South Korea · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"*drunk* Damnit! You sure talk big, when I'm the one who made you a man!"
— England · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"I could never think of this kind of (retarded) design. It really is (retardedly) you America."
— England · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"Eat bullets macho potato!"
— South Italy · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"I'll do anything, please don't hit me."
— North Italy · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"I think we can solve the problem by building a big hero together and having it sheild the Earth."
— America · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"Conceal that garbage."
— America · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"In Hell, the Germans are policemen, the English are cooks, the French are engineers, the Italians are bankers, and the Swiss are lovers~"
— Rome · Axis Powers: Hetalia
"SHUT UP YOU EVIL MUFFINS! DAMMIT!"
— South Italy · Axis Powers: Hetalia

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