Naruto Quotes

"My master entrusted me with a lot, from big things to little things. It's the same for you an unlimited number of things, don't you think it's about time for us, to be the ones who entrust not the entrusted, it's a pain in the ass but I can't say that. Someday you'll be the one to treat others to ramen and you'll be called Master Naruto... We can't stay kids forever, like Asuma and Jiraiya, I wanna be as cool as them."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"*about Temari* Subtle as a rhino... she might even be scarier than my mom."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"*about women, to his father* If women made you a better person, I wouldn't want to know what you were like before."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"*about girls* C'mon. You know what they're like. You can never figure them out. You never know where you could stand with them. The smallest things could put you in their bad side. Always playing little mind games with you. Trying to make you do what they want. They're just a big pain basically."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"When you have that kid, I'll have to protect it. So I've gotta grow up to be a cool adult too!"

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"We're not stupid enough to go out there planning to die."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"*to Hidan* That pathetic Lord Jashin or whatever isn't your God anymore. I am. The only one bringing down vengeance is me."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"*to Hidan* See, you and I have different beliefs. I believe in the Will of Fire."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"Ughh. Great. What's the point in setting the alarm if I'm going to wake up before it goes off? What a total waste. Now I've gotta shut it off but I don't feel like moving. But if I don't shut it off it will just keep ringing and ringing. Sigh. It makes me tired just thinking about the whole thing. Some mornings are such a drag..."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"You would think just this once, when it was life or death, I could pull through."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"How many times do I have to tell you? The first move is always a feint."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"I never really liked Sasuke, but all the same, he's a member of the Hidden Leaf village, he's a comrade and I'll put my life on the line to help him, that's the way of our village. I know I usually seem like a pretty lazy guy, but not today. Because now, I'm responsible for your lives too."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"Sometimes I wish I was just a cloud, floating along."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"*about Ino* What a drag... I say a single thing against Sasuke, and I have to get that evil look from her eyes."

— Nara Shikamaru · Naruto

"Who're you calling "pig", you billboard brow?!"

— Ino Yamanaka · Naruto

"*to Sakura* You bloomed into a beautiful flower."

— Ino Yamanaka · Naruto

"*talking about Naruto* I could almost fall for him."

— Ino Yamanaka · Naruto

"Wise words, Guy sensei! So simple but filled with such profound meaning!"

— Rock Lee · Naruto

"The lotus of the Leaf Village blooms twice."

— Rock Lee · Naruto

"I want to show I can be a splendid ninja as well even if I don't have ninjutsu or genjutsu... I want to prove it to the whole world!"

— Rock Lee · Naruto

"Sakura, please go out with me! I'll protect you with my life!"

— Rock Lee · Naruto

"A rock thrown at a pole will not hit, but if one does not aim at the pole, it will hit! That is the law I used!"

— Rock Lee · Naruto

"Amazing... The brilliance of the blade... the design. They're all beautiful! I want to take them all home!"

— Tenten · Naruto

"Three members of Team Guy specializes in Close-Contact battles so I often render aid from the distance. I don't mind providing back up, but I was hoping to find new ninja tools that would enable me to fight on the front lines."

— Tenten · Naruto