Yu Yu Hakusho Quotes

"You can't end a good party without someone on the floor."

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Stop laughing hamster legs!"

— Kazuma Kuwabara · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Alright already, you had me at shut up."

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"It smells girly. I don't think I like it."

— Kazuma Kuwabara · Yu Yu Hakusho

"I don't care if it's a girl, a baby or someone's grandma. I'm gonna fight her anyway."

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Maybe there've been times when I've been pissed and hated things, but it wasn't from this work. My dad's a no-show, my mom's lush and school sucks, but this job is the one damn thing I'm good at. If all the crap in my life hasn't screwed up yet, then neither will this and neither will you."

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Aw, man. You're such a friggin' disgrace. I can't believe I spent so much time trying to defeat such a coward. Now get up and fight!"

— Kazuma Kuwabara · Yu Yu Hakusho

"What the hell was that? All my punches were solid, but he brushed them aside like broccoli he didn't order! Didn't even give me a chance to kick his ass!"

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Ugly?! Who you callin' ugly?! C'mere you mouse!"

— Kazuma Kuwabara · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Fine! You heard fox boy, there's nothing we can do for the old hag if she's already limp. Just gotta keep on truckin, yes sir! I'm gonna go outside and make myself a nice, big, shiny first-place medal, sit in the sun, and have a stupendous friggin day, dammit!"

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"You took my teacher, and now I let you take my friend. What the hell do you want from me?"

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Why does everything you say makes me wanna bash your face in?"

— Kazuma Kuwabara · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Damn, at least one of us should've died!"

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"That rose whip of his must be ten feet long. Where does he stash it? All the ways I can think of sound kinda painful."

— Kazuma Kuwabara · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Kurama really is a fox thing, and to think I let him near my kitten!"

— Kazuma Kuwabara · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much!"

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"This is DUUUMMMBBB!!!!!!"

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Hey! Shorty's a lot cooler than I thought."

— Kazuma Kuwabara · Yu Yu Hakusho

"Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villans! Fish food!"

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"We all have to die when our time comes, but if we do our duty we don't got regrets. So taste a little piece of my sword, Toguro!"

— Kazuma Kuwabara · Yu Yu Hakusho

"You know, it'd really be embarrassing to get eaten by something that came out of an egg this tiny."

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho

"That's it! My head as a trampoline is where I draw the line!"

— Kazuma Kuwabara · Yu Yu Hakusho

"You know, I really can't stand it when guys pick on people weaker than them...but I guess I'll do it to you anyway!"

— Kazuma Kuwabara · Yu Yu Hakusho

"So sorry you caught me on such a bad day, it makes me a real jerk!"

— Yuusuke Urameshi · Yu Yu Hakusho