"What are you talking about? We LET you c…" — Gintoki Sakata Quote

"*To Shinpachi* When your friend is crying, cry with him. When your friend is worried, you should worry with him. And when your friend has an awkward bowel movement, then you must have an awkward bowel movement too, Shin-chan. If you are a friend, you should be able to share the other's pain, no matter what. And Shin-chan, if your friend goes down the wrong path... Then, you must stop your friend, even if it ruins your friendship. That is true samurai friendship."

— Shimura Tae · Gintama

"If we're unable to climb down the mountain, then we won't know whether there's another mountain to climb up."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"It hasn't withered. I won't let it wither. We might just be little branches, but if the branches break off, the tree really will wither. That's why I won't break off. Even if winter comes and the leaves fall off, even if the wind comes and all the other little branches break off... Even if I am the last branch left, I won't break off. I'm sure we'll be together till the end."

— Kagura · Gintama

"What are you, some tantrum throwing brat who forgot to buy his Jump? Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just have to ignore it and not pick at it, and it'll go away."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"If you run into a wall and pretend it doesn't exist, you'll never make progress. The wall will never change, so you're the one who has to change."

— Hijikata Toushirou · Gintama

"[crashing through the gate on his motor scooter] Thanks for the support! Here come the real heros!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama