"Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her."
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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"It's exactly what the SOS Brigade needs! We need something like a mysterious transfer student!"
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Well, I don't think we can deny the distinct possibility that the world we are in now was freshly created, by Her, last night! In any case, it's an honor to meet you and Miss Suzumiya again. *laughing softly* Be seeing you after class!"
— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Kyon. The contest begins the second someone challenges you. Anything the loser says otherwise is merely an excuse."
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"You're the new Adam and Eve. Go on, procreate, increase the population."
— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"The Santa that showed up at my Kindergarden Christmas festival? I knew he was fake. And I never saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, either. But I have to say, even as a little kid I knew better to believe in some old man who worked only one day a year."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!"
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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