"Little Hellsing chicky, I'm coming to fi…" — Jan Valentine Quote

"Beautiful night, isn't it, Police Girl? It's especially beautiful, of course, if you're a bloodsucker."

— Alucard · Hellsing

"I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god."

— Walter C. Dornez · Hellsing

"Very well. Then krieg(German for "war") is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But, after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple, "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a massive war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known! We are but a single battalion, the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!"

— Montana Max · Hellsing

"A four-poster coffin. Bloody hell."

— Seras Victoria · Hellsing

"*to Alucard* Demons do not cry... You became a demon, because you couldn't cry anymore, right? Humans cry, and when their tears finally run dry, there is nothing left, but a demon, nor a monster, and one finally prayer for death..."

— Alexander Anderson · Hellsing

"At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill! Attention soldiers of the Millennium battalion, this is a message from your commander! Friends, let's bring them Hell."

— Montana Max · Hellsing