"[to Nemu about Uryuu. Nemu is currently attempting to restrain Uryuu so Mayruri can heal him, but she is unknowingly smothering him with her breasts] Yes, Nemu. Just smother him with those things. Worst case, he dies happy."
— Kurotsuchi Mayuri · Bleach
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More Bleach Quotes
"No matter how many times I do this, it results in a wonderful reaction from you, Ichigo!"
— Shihouin Yoruichi · Bleach
"If you two are gonna goof off, try not to be so obvious about it."
— Madarame Ikkaku · Bleach
"I hate perfection. To be perfect is to be unable to improve any further."
— Kurotsuchi Mayuri · Bleach
"[To Orihime, after she had being taken from Ichigo once again] A girl like you should smile more often. Overcast skies blot out the sun, and that always brings people's spirits down. So why not let the sun shine...For just a while longer?"
— Aizen Sousuke · Bleach
"The arrogant one is you, Espada. But rest at ease. The reason for your loss is not due to that arrogance. It is simply due to a difference in power."
— Kuchiki Byakuya · Bleach
"[to an arrogant projectile-specialist Shinigami] Apparently, on this side, "ultimate master" means a windbag with diarrhea of the mouth."
— Uryuu Ishida · Bleach
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