Bakemonogatari Quotes

"There's no point in having physical strength alone. The real deal needs to have mental strength and will."

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"A fake with more power than the real thing is more dangerous than the real thing."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"The first requirement of being a hero isn't being right. It's being strong. That's why the hero always wins."

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"Those who get fooled are partially at fault."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"Oh, right, Senjougahara. I've got a great story to tell you. It's about that man who tried to rape you way back. He was hit by a car and died in a place with no connection to you, in an event with no connection to you. Without any drama at all. [...] That's the lesson for you here: You shouldn't expect your life to be like the theater."

— Deishū Kaiki · Bakemonogatari

"It's impossible for someone to replace someone else."

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"*guilty voice* Because of my carelessness Araragi-kun realized that his brain is slower than others."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"*to Araragi* A creature like you having a brain residing in his skull...is already a miracle in and of itself."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"*to Araragi* I'm suprised you know such useless things. This is the first time since birth that I've admired you."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"You.... Could it be that you're just an idiot? *to Senjougahara*"

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"I don't want that kind of twisted love."

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"She's been like that ever since I bought a box of donuts and had one more than her."

— Meme Oshino · Bakemonogatari

"No one cares about Araragi-kun."

— Meme Oshino · Bakemonogatari

"I don't think much of you for sending a girl your age to the place where a wierd man lives."

— Meme Oshino · Bakemonogatari

"Right now, I'm afraid of losing you. Although my life hasn't been very fortunate until now, I'm glad if I caught your eye because of that misfortune. Because of that, I was able to fall for you. So we'll definitely do something, but I want to wait just a bit. So, right now, the last thing I can offer you... Is this starry sky."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"Don't get me wrong. It's not like I'm worried about you. But if you don't come back I'll never forgive you."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"You're all grown up, so you won't feel dirty looking at my body, right?"

— Nadeko Sengoku · Bakemonogatari

"Don't move. Oh, my bad. I mean, you can move if you want, but it'd be very dangerous."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"I told you, anything is OK, like saying you want me to end all my sentences with "nyu" for a week. Or that you want me to not wear underwear to school for a week. Or that you want me to wake you up every morning for a week, wearing nothing but an apron."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"Anything at all. Just this once I'll fulfil whatever your wish is. Whether is world conquest, or eternal life, or to defeat the saiyans that are coming to earth."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"Don't call me "this chick"."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"By the way, Araragi-kun... I've never broken up with a man before. Hence, I won't be breaking up with you either."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

"Come on. I don't like this trend of explaining anything and everything about my love life. It's impossible."

— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari

"If anyone else kills you, I'll kill that person."

— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari