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"Being kind to everyone, simply means there's no one special."
— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari
"No one's gonna save me. People just accept help selfishly, for their own sake."
— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari
"Even crabs have to go on a journey sometime."
— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari
"You've got nice solid childbearing hips, so I think you're sure to have healthy babies. Uwehehehe"
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
"And, Araragi-kun....I love you."
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
"Sunday, May 14th at 14:15:30--the moment I got Senjōgahara's phone number."
— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari
"If I fail to make my every-minute reports, a gang of 5,000 brutes will attack your whole family."
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
"My abusive language is alchemized through 40 kg copper, 25 kg of zinc, 15 kg of nickel, 5 kg of ice that keeps my cool, and 97 kg of spite."
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
"Fine. I'll correct myself. I have no experience. I'm a virgin. More to the point, the only kind of girl who'd talk to an unappealing virgin like you are late-bloomer virgins like me!"
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
"Idiot! Don't spit while you talk! Your virginity might be contagious!"
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
"If I may suggest, I recommend my waking you up every morning wearing nothing but an apron. Then I can cook you breakfast. Isn't it a man's fantasy to watch that from behind?"
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
"Is that so? Then I'll just use "pathetic" next time."
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
"The word "ignorant" has a nice ring to it, so I don't mind being called that, but "incompetent" is going just a bit too far..."
— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari
"There stood a high school boy, who for selfish reasons had twice beaten an elementary school girl unconscious, and had gotten all nihistically worked up about it. Actually, that's still me."
— Koyomi Araragi · Bakemonogatari
"Copper, 40g"
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari
"If I kill you, that means I'll be the one closest to you when you're on your deathbed. Isn't it romantic?"
— Senjougahara Hitagi · Bakemonogatari

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