Durarara!! Quotes

65 quotes from this anime

""What is life?", "Why do people live?". Someone asked me that and I beat him within an inch of his life..."
— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!
"Listen. Looks can kill. There's at least a 0.00000000000000000000675% chance that a curse or a stare can kill someone. So if you glare at someone, you can't complain if they kill you!"
— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!
"The world isn't as cruel as you take it to be."
— Celty Sturluson · Durarara!!
"Is she a stalker..?! If she's cute it's okay, right?"
— Ryuugamine Mikado · Durarara!!
"In my hometown, the sky seemed endless...but there was nothing to see."
— Ryuugamine Mikado · Durarara!!
"Vroom! Vroom!"
— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!
"If I pull this out will it start bleeding? Hm, maybe I should get a band-aid. Or maybe super glue!"
— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!
"It's too addicting, it's too addicting, it's too addicting! Even for an information broker like me there are things completely unknown to me happening and happening and appearing before my eyes and lapsing back into unknown every single day. That is why I can never ever leave the places where humans abound! Humans, LOVE! I LOVE HUMANS! I LOVE YOU ALL! THAT'S WHY YOU ALL SHOULD LOVE ME TOO!"
— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!
"Sushi love. I like fatty tuna..."
— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!
"Oh, and just because I like humans, it doesn't mean that I like you personally."
— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!
"Someday, I'll connect the dots, and unveil the picture that invisible to us now..."
— Masaomi Kida · Durarara!!
"How are you going to drown on land?"
— Masaomi Kida · Durarara!!
"*Kida asks Simon to give him a discount next time* If I did, I'd meet a watery grave on Russian land."
— Simon Brezhnev · Durarara!!
"Even on 50% off days, we don't serve humans in our dishes."
— Simon Brezhnev · Durarara!!
"Are you done with puberty? Then it's time for you to eat sushi."
— Simon Brezhnev · Durarara!!
"HNGGGGG. You just went for my head, didn't you? You know you could kill someone by hitting a vital spot in their head, right? If you know this, then you were trying to kill me, right?"
— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!
"They called me a monster!"
— Celty Sturluson · Durarara!!

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