"Even on 50% off days, we don't serve hum…" — Simon Brezhnev Quote

"Everyone's the same, no exceptions. All of them, equal before god."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"I've heard that stalkers don't realize they're stalking. Apparently, they believe that they're "protecting"."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"How are you going to drown on land?"

— Masaomi Kida · Durarara!!

"He may seem cold-blooded, but he's more human and his heart is more brittle than anyone else... so much so that if you filled it with human love or betrayal, it'd break easily... which is why I think he chose to avoid it all from the start: to love humanity. Do you understand? Not to accept it, not to face it, but he chose to avoid it."

— Shinra Kishitani · Durarara!!

"*Seiji talking to Mikado* If you really do love her, don't look away, no matter what happens. No matter what you see, no matter what you learn about her, don't look away. Once you got her in your embrace, don't let go. Once you decide you love someone, that's your responsibility."

— Seiji Yagiri · Durarara!!

"Vroom! Vroom!"

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!