"Even on 50% off days, we don't serve hum…" — Simon Brezhnev Quote

"HNGGGGG. You just went for my head, didn't you? You know you could kill someone by hitting a vital spot in their head, right? If you know this, then you were trying to kill me, right?"

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!

"I am who I am and there is nothing wrong with that. The days continue like they always have, bringing neither excessive desire nor despair, nothing's changed. Yet I'm overwhelmed by this sense of fulfillment. I'm over here, you're over there. If I'm your savior, then you're mine."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"Is she a stalker..?! If she's cute it's okay, right?"

— Ryuugamine Mikado · Durarara!!

"If you truly want to continue escaping from everyday life, you've no other choice but to keep evolving. No matter whether you're aiming higher or lower."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"Have you ever thought about why you're so good and your parents are so bad? If you'd so kindly let me give away the answer"

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"Look, you. All this talk about monsters...that's what people have called me ever since I was a kid. I've snapped and lost sight of everything around me, and I've made trouble for Celty more than once or twice. Even so, she still heard me out, without interrupting. And so now it's my turn to hear her out, all right?"

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!