"My family was normal."

"Listen. Looks can kill. There's at least a 0.00000000000000000000675% chance that a curse or a stare can kill someone. So if you glare at someone, you can't complain if they kill you!"

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!

"Have you ever thought about why you're so good and your parents are so bad? If you'd so kindly let me give away the answer"

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"Those three are best friends. They have their respective secrets. And they're deliberately trying not to give themselves away. But neither Orihara or Shizuo had any secrets whatsoever. And that resulted in the complete opposite kind of personal relationship."

— Shinra Kishitani · Durarara!!

"I am trying to seduce you. *Celty in a super revealing bikini*"

— Celty Sturluson · Durarara!!

"Love. I myself have never loved another person. Most likely, I don't even love myself. I do have knowledge of it. But I am incapable of determining whether or not it is vital in my life."

— Vorona · Durarara!!

"*Kida asks Simon to give him a discount next time* If I did, I'd meet a watery grave on Russian land."

— Simon Brezhnev · Durarara!!