"Well, hurting girls isn't one of my hobb…" — Izaya Orihara Quote

"Look, all it means is that when I lose it, it's cause things make no sense. If there was any logic to it, then I wouldn't get pissed even if I got shot or stabbed."

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!

"If I pull this out will it start bleeding? Hm, maybe I should get a band-aid. Or maybe super glue!"

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!

"Reality is such a pain. And for those of us who get fed up with that kind of reality, we simply choose to make a new one. We create little walls, and separate the trash from the stuff we like, and when that's all done we keep the things we care about and kick the rest to the curb. You'd be amazed how well it works! A whole world made out of just moe, tsundere, and BL, it's the best discovery ever! If you ask me, that really is the best way to separate reality, from fiction."

— Erika Karisawa · Durarara!!

"Everyone's the same, no exceptions. All of them, equal before god."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"It’s hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

""What is life?", "Why do people live?". Someone asked me that and I beat him within an inch of his life..."

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!