"*Kida asks Simon to give him a discount …" — Simon Brezhnev Quote

"You just went for my head, didn't you? You know you could kill someone by hitting a vital spot in their head, right? If you know this, then you were trying to kill me, right? So whatever I do next is what you deserve, right?"

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!

"The only way to truly escape the mundane is for you to constantly be evolving. Whether you choose to aim high, or aim low. Enjoy each day for what it is."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"Reality is such a pain. And for those of us who get fed up with that kind of reality, we simply choose to make a new one. We create little walls, and separate the trash from the stuff we like, and when that's all done we keep the things we care about and kick the rest to the curb. You'd be amazed how well it works! A whole world made out of just moe, tsundere, and BL, it's the best discovery ever! If you ask me, that really is the best way to separate reality, from fiction."

— Erika Karisawa · Durarara!!

"I don't have have much time. It's not that I'm busy, but I'm only willing to give you about two and a half more minutes of my life!"

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!

"A city far away from my homeland. There, after becoming acquainted with strangers, have I changed, perhaps? That uncontrollable impulse I harbored within me...Has it faded away now, I wonder? What exactly am I doing here in this city?"

— Vorona · Durarara!!

"If you make fiction just as valuable as reality, then any reality you don't need can be a delusion."

— Erika Karisawa · Durarara!!