"*Kida asks Simon to give him a discount …" — Simon Brezhnev Quote

"It’s hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"*Seiji talking to Mikado* If you really do love her, don't look away, no matter what happens. No matter what you see, no matter what you learn about her, don't look away. Once you got her in your embrace, don't let go. Once you decide you love someone, that's your responsibility."

— Seiji Yagiri · Durarara!!

"Reality is such a pain. And for those of us who get fed up with that kind of reality, we simply choose to make a new one. We create little walls, and separate the trash from the stuff we like, and when that's all done we keep the things we care about and kick the rest to the curb. You'd be amazed how well it works! A whole world made out of just moe, tsundere, and BL, it's the best discovery ever! If you ask me, that really is the best way to separate reality, from fiction."

— Erika Karisawa · Durarara!!

"Listen. Looks can kill. There's at least a 0.00000000000000000000675% chance that a curse or a stare can kill someone. So if you glare at someone, you can't complain if they kill you!"

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!

"It's too addicting, it's too addicting, it's too addicting! Even for an information broker like me there are things completely unknown to me happening and happening and appearing before my eyes and lapsing back into unknown every single day. That is why I can never ever leave the places where humans abound! Humans, LOVE! I LOVE HUMANS! I LOVE YOU ALL! THAT'S WHY YOU ALL SHOULD LOVE ME TOO!"

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"You think you're special? You're not. Everyone lies, everyone hides things... Nobody makes it through this life being completely honest."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!