"Are you done with puberty? Then it's tim…" — Simon Brezhnev Quote

"It's kinda scary how much people trust me."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"What do you think a truly unusual life would be like? Something really unique. It'd be the kind of life where every single day, nothing new ever happened. Nothing changed. That kind of a life is truly unusual."

— Anri Sonohara · Durarara!!

"The only way to truly escape the mundane is for you to constantly be evolving. Whether you choose to aim high, or aim low. Enjoy each day for what it is."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"What you see isn't necessarily reality. Everyone has secrets, things they feel that they can't tell anyone. There's no such thing as a normal person."

— Celty Sturluson · Durarara!!

"He may seem cold-blooded, but he's more human and his heart is more brittle than anyone else... so much so that if you filled it with human love or betrayal, it'd break easily... which is why I think he chose to avoid it all from the start: to love humanity. Do you understand? Not to accept it, not to face it, but he chose to avoid it."

— Shinra Kishitani · Durarara!!

"I've heard that stalkers don't realize they're stalking. Apparently, they believe that they're "protecting"."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!