"How are you going to drown on land?"

"He may seem cold-blooded, but he's more human and his heart is more brittle than anyone else... so much so that if you filled it with human love or betrayal, it'd break easily... which is why I think he chose to avoid it all from the start: to love humanity. Do you understand? Not to accept it, not to face it, but he chose to avoid it."

— Shinra Kishitani · Durarara!!

"Well, hurting girls isn't one of my hobbies. That's why I'll make it my hobby... to stomp on their cell phones. Hahahahahaha!"

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"Are you done with puberty? Then it's time for you to eat sushi."

— Simon Brezhnev · Durarara!!

"I don't have the strength or wisdom to stand up against someone who is insusceptible to reason. You won't even give me time to make an effort. That's why I'm going to rely on numbers!"

— Ryuugamine Mikado · Durarara!!

"A city far away from my homeland. There, after becoming acquainted with strangers, have I changed, perhaps? That uncontrollable impulse I harbored within me...Has it faded away now, I wonder? What exactly am I doing here in this city?"

— Vorona · Durarara!!

"There's no one who can live their whole life being completely uncorrupted."

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!