"These days, I feel more comfortable in d…" — Shinra Kishitani Quote

"You're happy enough, so don't take away the happiness of others. You should share it."

— Simon Brezhnev · Durarara!!

"Reality is such a pain. And for those of us who get fed up with that kind of reality, we simply choose to make a new one. We create little walls, and separate the trash from the stuff we like, and when that's all done we keep the things we care about and kick the rest to the curb. You'd be amazed how well it works! A whole world made out of just moe, tsundere, and BL, it's the best discovery ever! If you ask me, that really is the best way to separate reality, from fiction."

— Erika Karisawa · Durarara!!

"People who call others stupid are usually more stupid. But I'm stupid, so I'll say it anyways...YOU'RE STUPID!"

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!

"What you see isn't necessarily reality. Everyone has secrets, things they feel that they can't tell anyone. There's no such thing as a normal person."

— Celty Sturluson · Durarara!!

"The world isn't as cruel as you take it to be."

— Celty Sturluson · Durarara!!

"Even on 50% off days, we don't serve humans in our dishes."

— Simon Brezhnev · Durarara!!