"*Simon to Celty, who's wearing a super r…" — Simon Brezhnev Quote

"In my hometown, the sky seemed endless...but there was nothing to see."

— Ryuugamine Mikado · Durarara!!

"People who call others stupid are usually more stupid. But I'm stupid, so I'll say it anyways...YOU'RE STUPID!"

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!

"Reality is such a pain. And for those of us who get fed up with that kind of reality, we simply choose to make a new one. We create little walls, and separate the trash from the stuff we like, and when that's all done we keep the things we care about and kick the rest to the curb. You'd be amazed how well it works! A whole world made out of just moe, tsundere, and BL, it's the best discovery ever! If you ask me, that really is the best way to separate reality, from fiction."

— Erika Karisawa · Durarara!!

"If you want to run from your past, fine. But whatever you do, don't run away from your present or worse, your future."

— Kyohei Kadota · Durarara!!

"Are you done with puberty? Then it's time for you to eat sushi."

— Simon Brezhnev · Durarara!!

"HNGGGGG. You just went for my head, didn't you? You know you could kill someone by hitting a vital spot in their head, right? If you know this, then you were trying to kill me, right?"

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!