"The times when you want to cry are when …" — Jacuzzi Splot Quote

"Tedium is such a crime. It takes the limited amount of time that is given to man, and rather than spending it in indolence or drowning it in pleasure it just sits there sucking, eating it up. I can't put up with that, tedium is a crime! Death to tedium! Die!"

— Graham Specter · Baccano!

"I won't die no matter what. That's what I believe, so stay silent and believe in me. I am a guy who will never die."

— Claire Stanfield · Baccano!

"This world is mine. I think this world may even just be a long, long dream I'm watching. You guys may just be illusions, and it can't be proven whether or not you really exist either. In other words, this world was created with me at the center. So what will happen if I die? I don't know. My imagination isn't very creative"

— Claire Stanfield · Baccano!

"Depending on who you place in the same situation, the characteristics of said incident change kaleidoscopically. In other words, there is one incident"

— Gustav St. Germain · Baccano!

"Now, dear Uncle, there's a certain person that I'd just love to kill. It doesn't even matter whether they're weak or strong. The people I live to kill, that really get me jazzed... never see it coming. Never. They're in some happy place where they're sure nothing can get them. Dying is the furthest thing from their minds. Maybe they're thinkin' about what they're gonna have for dinner. Just like you were. Right before I walked in."

— Ladd Russo · Baccano!

"I just know you are all my newest enemies... and you have really nice guns. You people are all the same. You think you're so special! "Oh yeah, with all of our wonderful guns on this pathetic train, there's no way anyone can stop us! We are invincible and unbeatable! We are so strong with all of our men and our guns!" *laughs*"

— Ladd Russo · Baccano!