"The times when you want to cry are when …" — Jacuzzi Splot Quote

"Depending on your request, whether I will laugh or get angry - that will decide your lifespan, boy."

— Ladd Russo · Baccano!

"Depending on who you place in the same situation, the characteristics of said incident change kaleidoscopically. In other words, there is one incident"

— Gustav St. Germain · Baccano!

"Tedium is such a crime. It takes the limited amount of time that is given to man, and rather than spending it in indolence or drowning it in pleasure it just sits there sucking, eating it up. I can't put up with that, tedium is a crime! Death to tedium! Die!"

— Graham Specter · Baccano!

"I just know you are all my newest enemies... and you have really nice guns. You people are all the same. You think you're so special! "Oh yeah, with all of our wonderful guns on this pathetic train, there's no way anyone can stop us! We are invincible and unbeatable! We are so strong with all of our men and our guns!" *laughs*"

— Ladd Russo · Baccano!

"Now, dear Uncle, there's a certain person that I'd just love to kill. It doesn't even matter whether they're weak or strong. The people I live to kill, that really get me jazzed... never see it coming. Never. They're in some happy place where they're sure nothing can get them. Dying is the furthest thing from their minds. Maybe they're thinkin' about what they're gonna have for dinner. Just like you were. Right before I walked in."

— Ladd Russo · Baccano!

"There's no such thing as a limit on being the best. You can always go for more. That's what it means to be human. No... That's what it means to be me."

— Claire Stanfield · Baccano!