"Up, up! Down, down! Left, right, left, r…" — Jan Valentine Quote

"A four-poster coffin. Bloody hell."

— Seras Victoria · Hellsing

"I highly recommend pissing yourself followed by a course of praying to your impotent god."

— Walter C. Dornez · Hellsing

"Very well. Then krieg(German for "war") is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But, after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple, "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a massive war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known! We are but a single battalion, the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!"

— Montana Max · Hellsing

"God spares no salvation to those who would beg for it. Nor is he merciful to those who would beseech his benevolence. These petty requests are no invocation to god. They are your death."

— Alucard · Hellsing

"You have gone and taken all those lives, and not even because you were thirsty! Is it fun... Huh! Is that what it takes for filth like you to get off..? Cheap little two bit terrors."

— Alucard · Hellsing

"To reign over the kingdom of the world, to make its peace and write its laws"

— Alucard · Hellsing