"*commenting on Haruhi's naming of the SO…" — Kyon Quote

"Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world."

— Yuki Nagato · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"*thinking* Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?"

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him,"Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said probably fifty thousand, since the stadium was full. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and there were so many people there, but it was just a handful out of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits. What I mean is literal, that Haruhi and I are not like other organic lifeforms such as yourself."

— Yuki Nagato · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"We believe that God exists. And he exists because we exist."

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya