Soul Eater Quotes

196 quotes from this anime

"Now you're suddenly in a big rush to go? What's the point in hurrying, we're already three hours late."
— Elizabeth Thompson · Soul Eater
"Black Star, it's over between us."
— Soul Evans · Soul Eater
"*points at Black Star* What is that? Some kind of monkey? Yeah...it must be a monkey."
— Elizabeth Thompson · Soul Eater
"The last time I let you do my eyebrows it took you a month."
— Elizabeth Thompson · Soul Eater
"That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right? (Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different... (Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!"
— Death the Kid · Soul Eater
"This guy's a special kind of stupid."
— Death the Kid · Soul Eater
"Ooops....My finger slipped."
— Death the Kid · Soul Eater
"Man this guy is stupid, ugly and a bad shooter."
— Death the Kid · Soul Eater
"You should quake in fear of your impending death."
— Black Star · Soul Eater
"I bet dead people are easier to get along with."
— Crona · Soul Eater
"Just look at it Liz, Patti, just look at how the clouds are! Flowing right towards the sun! It's so beautiful, even the sky is symmetrical!"
— Death the Kid · Soul Eater
"Victory and Glory!"
— Excalibur · Soul Eater
"About the 1,000 provisions that you are required to observe. Now I would like for you to participate in the most important provision. Number 452 the 5 hour story telling party."
— Excalibur · Soul Eater
"Reaper Combat Art: Mortal Sin Stance."
— Death the Kid · Soul Eater
"Excalibur! Excalibur! From the United K! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California!"
— Excalibur · Soul Eater
"You disgust me. I am a Grim Reaper, I refuse to grant anyone the freedom to kill!"
— Death the Kid · Soul Eater
"FOOL! As someone who is unaware of the vital role that singing has played in the cultural history of mankind you are in no position to question me. Remember that the next time you stop to consider your place in this world. You do not possess the power to deny a singer his song. Do you understand what I'm telling you?"
— Excalibur · Soul Eater
"Thus at long last the fighting between the rival gangs had ended! To sum up, this leads us to number 778 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Never mail a letter without the return address or the proper postage. And don't call collect."
— Excalibur · Soul Eater
"I'm going to keep fighting until this world is the way it should be. Until the world is balanced."
— Death the Kid · Soul Eater
"I was all dried up. Yes, nothing could satisfy me anymore. I was but a shell of a man. An unspeakable emptiness grew deep within my heart. I became frustrated, sad, hollow. The gapping hole inside of me was growing larger everyday. Slowly consuming me from the inside out. At least until that day came."
— Excalibur · Soul Eater
"To sum up, that is what led to number 679 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Always place a dehumidifier in your room."
— Excalibur · Soul Eater
"I can't lose weight, I don't know how to deal with being any skinnier than I already am."
— Crona · Soul Eater
"I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world, there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything."
— Death the Kid · Soul Eater
"SILENCE! This is number 349 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Meisters should eat everything regardless of personal likes and dislikes. Never say anything as selfish as "I don't like carrots." again."
— Excalibur · Soul Eater

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