Soul Eater Quotes

"I hate, hate, hate everyone."

— Crona · Soul Eater

"I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn't happen. I need symmetry! Maybe I should have listened to my father. He tried to pick out a good weapon for me, but I refused to listen to him! Stubborn! All I cared about, all I wanted was symmetry! Two symmetrical weapons! Was that so much to ask for?! And now all my efforts have been completely and utterly wasted! Damn it!"

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater

"This brings us to number 278 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. I hate carrots. Never even think about putting them in my food, you get it?"

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"It's quite basic actually, perhaps the simplest of tricks there is. True it may not seem so simple from an ordinary persons point of view, some people may even consider it a baffling, utterly perplexing problem. Things will often appear complicated on the outside while in truth they are simplicity itself. Of course how one sees these things depends on the person, many people find there is a fine line separating the complex to the very simple."

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"I'm scared of everyone. I need to learn to deal with people better."

— Crona · Soul Eater

"Get your ass moving Kid!"

— Patricia Thompson · Soul Eater

"If you want to do damage to the other ship you have to ram them in the middle! Now do it again!"

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater

"One must take time to think! Rushing forward without considering things beforehand is the hight of foolishness. Ahh yes, that reminds me of another time when I had to consider things, that case was long ago but I remember it still. It was back when I still hung my hat on Bakers St. and called it home."

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"Thus I found myself carrying the entire weight of the troop as I preformed my dance before a capacity crowd at the opera house."

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"There are stars and planets floating around me. I don't think I could handle astronomy right now."

— Crona · Soul Eater

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream."

— Patricia Thompson · Soul Eater

"We're hunting after a legendary sword. Finding a fairy or two shouldn't be surprising."

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater

"A symphony can not be created using common sense and probabilities. It is already written in the fate of the composer. No... that's not it. A symphony is the inevitable result of a bad childhood, deafness, and too many beans eaten after a certain time of day."

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"Humming and the nightly news share a very tight connection indeed."

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"You know about it, don't you, Witch Medusa? About the Kishin beneath the DWMA."

— Franken Stein · Soul Eater

"Thumbtacks in my shoes would stick into my feet whenever I tried to walk. It would hurt. I don't think I could deal with that really."

— Crona · Soul Eater

"You better watch out! I can break your neck!"

— Patricia Thompson · Soul Eater

"I'll ward off the water from above, can you handle the water on the ground? We'll work together, it's a good thing there are two of us here. This plan would be impossible alone. Quite an obstacle."

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater

"Black Star, I can't come down, there's water. Carry me."

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater

"Number 58 of the 1,000 provisions I would like you to observe, never talk to me while I'm humming to myself. This is an important provision do you understand?"

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"Of course they are my family, isn't it obvious? And a wonderful family they were. It happened long ago when I was still in the flower of my youth. The cities began to grow wild, people lost hope for the future, they became lazy idol time wasters. And to my everlasting shame I was no exception. Thus I began to watch the 7 O'Clock news religiously every night!"

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"This is fear. That's good then, I had forgotten what it felt like."

— Franken Stein · Soul Eater

"I've never seen a man with a screw sticking out of his head before. I don't know how I'm supposed to deal with a guy like that!"

— Crona · Soul Eater

"Giraffe! Giraffe! I love Giraffes!"

— Patricia Thompson · Soul Eater