Soul Eater Quotes

"Yeah it's going to be freaking awesome!"

— Patricia Thompson · Soul Eater

"We were born as weapons and we loved the power that came with it. Nothing could scare us. We walked around town like we owned the place, taking whatever we wanted whenever we wanted it. No one ever thought to ask what our lives were really like."

— Elizabeth Thompson · Soul Eater

"What If I didn't fold the toilet paper? Something like that could ruin my life forever. I can't be defeated by toilet paper, if I turn my back on this I shouldn't be allowed to live anymore."

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater

"That's right, I said destory it."

— Medusa Gorgon · Soul Eater

"Hey! Hold on, come back! I'll tell you what! I can lower those 1,000 provisions down to 800, just as long as you take part in the five hour story telling party."

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"Before becoming my Meister there is a list of 1,000 provisions you must peruse. Be sure to look through all of them, they're important. I greatly look forward to your participation in number 452 the five hour story telling party."

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"Ha ha ha ha! Promise me something, if you're gonna sue, go after the spirit first, okay?"

— Franken Stein · Soul Eater

"I don't like it, the dark circles under my eyes will come back and I don't know how to deal with the dark circles!"

— Crona · Soul Eater

"Hey sis, I've been wondering. How come everyone always closes their eyes when they sneeze? Is it to keep their eyes from popping out of their heads?"

— Patricia Thompson · Soul Eater

"I can see through you, you're lying, you want to gobble up my hot body!"

— Elizabeth Thompson · Soul Eater

"I'm a pig, a louse, a useless cow! I destroyed Anubis! Such utter garbage cannot be allowed to live! I deserve to die!"

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater

"A sound soul dwells within sound skin and sound cuticles."

— Elizabeth Thompson · Soul Eater

"Yeah Kid you're not garbage. If you were garbage you would smell a lot worse so why don't we just get up and try again okay?"

— Patricia Thompson · Soul Eater

"No I can't go on like this! I should die! How could this happen? Did I really forget to fold the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle?"

— Death the Kid · Soul Eater

"I'mma... I'm not very good at talking with girls. They make me nervous."

— Crona · Soul Eater

"This much I know, my blood is black."

— Crona · Soul Eater

"Are you helping because you're a doctor? Or is it because you're a Witch?"

— Franken Stein · Soul Eater

"Nothing beats a cup of herbal tea in the morning."

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago."

— Excalibur · Soul Eater

"*chuckles* Looks like your little kitties failed. The taste of victory is very sweet!"

— Medusa Gorgon · Soul Eater

"You're horrible! Commenting on my appearance like that! I don't have to listen to this from you! It's sexual harassment!"

— Medusa Gorgon · Soul Eater

"Free, we gotta inject the Black Blood into the Kishin, if we don't then Medusa is gonna slaughter us!"

— Eruka Frog · Soul Eater

"Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I always get what I want, so just give it to me. Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I'm a beauty, beautiful pretty lady. But you know, you know I've got a secret yes I do. Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins because that's my magic spell. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins yeah!"

— Blair · Soul Eater

"Pum, Pumkins, Smashing Pumkins!"

— Blair · Soul Eater