The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Quotes

"It's time to launch the dams!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"*thinking* Every day, I hang out with an alien, a time traveler, and a Esper...and I'm still as sane and objective as ever. Hmm...I wonder if that makes me special or something."

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"... After all, our goal each year should be to increase the NUMBER of goals we set for ourselves!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"*mockingly* That's amazing, Mikuru! We're counting on you! The Earth is in your-- *breaks into uncontrollable and hysterical laughter*"

— Tsuruya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I can't take you seriously when you're dressed like that! I'm sorry, Mikuru, but I'm being controlled by the alien right now. Here goes nothing!"

— Tsuruya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Well, I don't think we can deny the distinct possibility that the world we are in now was freshly created, by Her, last night! In any case, it's an honor to meet you and Miss Suzumiya again. *laughing softly* Be seeing you after class!"

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"You're the new Adam and Eve. Go on, procreate, increase the population."

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"The top brass at the organization is seriously panicked, right now. Nobody knows what will happen to the "real world", now that we've lost our Deity. If Miss Suzimiya is feeling merciful, we might get to keep on living, on this side of the bubble."

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I don't know how I know, I just know that I know, y'know?"

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Sometimes I get the feeling that we're all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss."

— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"If there's really that many people in the world, then there had to be someone who wasn't ordinary. There had to be someone who was living an interesting life. There just had to be. Why wasn't I that person?"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"You know, Kyon...have you ever realized just how insignificant your existence on this planet really is?"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Oh please, won't you just give up? You're going to die no matter what, so let me kill you."

— Asakura Ryouko · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"You think it's a joke? Huh. You don't want to die? You don't want me to kill you? I'm sorry, but I just don't understand the concept of death regarding organic lifeforms."

— Asakura Ryouko · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Stop kidding around! You're gonna hurt someone with that! Even if that's a rubber knife, you're scaring the hell out of me!"

— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"*to Kyon* I'm getting bored and just fed up watching something that doesn't seem to be changing at all. That's why...I'm going to kill you and see how Miss Suzumiya reacts."

— Asakura Ryouko · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Listen! This isn't fun and games! You mess around and I'll kill ya!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits. What I mean is literal, that Haruhi and I are not like other organic lifeforms such as yourself."

— Yuki Nagato · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"It's exactly what the SOS Brigade needs! We need something like a mysterious transfer student!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and ed her."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment. Like a mental illness."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I'm not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!"

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"That's classified information."

— Mikuru Asahina · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"Even I get in the mood for that stuff now and then. I am a healthy girl, my body has its urges. But I won't let a momentary slip up leave me with a burden."

— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya