The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Quotes
72 quotes from this anime
"What is a glasses man?"
— Yuki Nagato · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"...but as they say, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. I don't know which fat lady is doing the singing or where she's planning on doing her singing. But if I find out where she is, I'd like to put her out of commission for a year!"
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"The person that needs to be as far away from the H-bomb switch as possible in all of Japan, is right here."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"If you're scared, you might as well just cling to my arm. Creates more of an atmosphere."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"I'll back off for now. Next time I won't hesitate to destroy you. Take this time to make your tombstone..."
— Yuki Nagato · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Every school story has to have a maid character!"
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"I had a dream where I fell into a surreal world with a girl I knew, and then ended up kissing her! A dream so easy to understand that even Sigmund Freud would laugh out loud."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Kyon, I'm hot!"
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Kyon. The contest begins the second someone challenges you. Anything the loser says otherwise is merely an excuse."
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Kyon-kun. If I become ruined for marriage will you take me?"
— Mikuru Asahina · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"*to Haruhi* I'm begging you. Establish the context before you start talking."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"*thinking* Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?"
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Remote islands are all about strange incidents, right?"
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"*to Haruhi* Are you a moron?"
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"*commenting on Haruhi's naming of the SOS brigade* Haruhi's incomprehensible words settled the matter. Oh, joy. Just do whatever you want."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"*referring to Haruhi* She must have been born dumb."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Emblem? Looks like a grumbling, drunken tapeworm to me."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"And without any buildup or fanfare, we now see Nagato Yuki. Even if she were ordinary, she sure doesn't look like a normal person and naturally, she was actually an evil magician. And an alien on top of that."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"If your face gets any closer, someone who isn't supposed to be in this scene is going to come over there and kick your ass!"
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"A picture of you sleeping with a stupid look on your face totally oblivious to the dangers of this trip serves as a warning to future generations!"
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"*referring to Haruhi* It would appear that she views guys on the same level as potatoes."
— Kyon · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school, naked! And you'll have to yell "Green Martians are chasing me!" for the whole ten laps!"
— Haruhi Suzumiya · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
"Let's calm down. The enemy is shooting at us."
— Itsuki Koizumi · The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
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