"*on the phone* I'm sorry to interrupt you, Major, but let me offer a bit of feminine advice. BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER JUST FIVE MONTHS!"

— Riza Hawkeye · Fullmetal Alchemist
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"A king is no king without his people. But people without a king are lost as well!"
— Lan Fan · Fullmetal Alchemist
"Everything we see, everyone we meet, is caught up in a great unseen flow. But it's bigger than that. It's the entire world, the entire universe even. And compared to something as big as that, Al, you and I are tiny, not even the size of ants. Only one small part within a much greater flow. Nothing more than a fraction of the whole. But by putting all those "ones" together, you get one great "All", just like Teacher said. The flow of this universe follows laws of such magnitude that you and I can't even imagine them."
— Edward Elric · Fullmetal Alchemist
"Open your eyes. "God" is nothing more than a construct created by man to inspire fear and promote order."
— King Bradley · Fullmetal Alchemist
"Ed believes he saved that town, it's one of the first successes he's had. I'll let him keep thinking that for a while. He'll learn the truth soon enough: we always do."
— Roy Mustang · Fullmetal Alchemist
"I'm not short, I just live in a big world."
— Edward Elric · Fullmetal Alchemist
"Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20 kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5 kg. Phosphorus, 800 g. Salt, 250 g. Niter, 100 g. Sulphur, 80 g. Fluoride, 7.5 g. Iron, 5 g. Silicon, 3g. And fifteen other elements. Those are the elements to make an average adult human body. You can buy these elemental ingredients at the market with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply."
— Edward Elric · Fullmetal Alchemist

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