"People who call others stupid are usuall…" — Shizuo Heiwajima Quote

"These days, I feel more comfortable in dark places. I look at these shadows as a part of you. They absorb all the light. There's no one in the world who has this color but you."

— Shinra Kishitani · Durarara!!

"Reality is such a pain. And for those of us who get fed up with that kind of reality, we simply choose to make a new one. We create little walls, and separate the trash from the stuff we like, and when that's all done we keep the things we care about and kick the rest to the curb. You'd be amazed how well it works! A whole world made out of just moe, tsundere, and BL, it's the best discovery ever! If you ask me, that really is the best way to separate reality, from fiction."

— Erika Karisawa · Durarara!!

"Well, hurting girls isn't one of my hobbies. That's why I'll make it my hobby... to stomp on their cell phones. Hahahahahaha!"

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!

"I love clichés, I love predictable scripts, I love it when they paste over problems and I love it when they force a happy ending too. What's wrong with working towards that?"

— Ryuugamine Mikado · Durarara!!

"Look, all it means is that when I lose it, it's cause things make no sense. If there was any logic to it, then I wouldn't get pissed even if I got shot or stabbed."

— Shizuo Heiwajima · Durarara!!

"*jumping on a guy* So you brought your boyfriend because I don't hit girls?How admirable of you.I'd like to make you mine, but sorry, you're not my type.So go home!"

— Izaya Orihara · Durarara!!