Gintama Quotes

"[Shinpachi is tied up, hanging from a tree, and the rope is held by the client] What kind of training is this? What kind of potential does he have?"

— Shimura Shinpachi · Gintama

"*after Katsura asks him about what he is doing* Well, I suppose I'm doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"[after the client asks Shinpachi, Kagura and Ayame to get him stronger] Well, whatever. At any rate, raise his hit points another hundred or so."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Hey, what's that natto for, anyway? If you intend to seduce me with it, you're way off base, you know."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"The earth's rowdier than a group of five high school guys living under the same roof."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"What are you, some tantrum throwing brat who forgot to buy his Jump? Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just have to ignore it and not pick at it, and it'll go away."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Yeah, I know. It's not good to be reading Jump at my age."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Goodbye, vice captain. Why don't you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife? [he shoots, blowing up the whole wall]"

— Okita Sougo · Gintama

"What are you talking about? We LET you corner us."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Oi, oi, why are you letting them chase you, idiot?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"THERE'S NOT ENOUGH MAYONNAISE!"

— Hijikata Toushirou · Gintama

"They have a one-eye bandaged member, so we'll be better and have a two-eye bandaged member!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"End your sentences in "Woof" please."

— Okita Sougo · Gintama

"It may be tough now, but the worst is surely yet to come. Keep that in mind, and you'll be fine."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Kids these days just want to stuff their faces and make sweet love. At least that's what Gin-chan says."

— Kagura · Gintama

"Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just ignore it and it goes away."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Eyebrow Zombies... How about we call them Zombrows?"

— Kotarō Katsura · Gintama

"A life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"When a woman says something's cute, a man just can't trust it."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*staring at his hand in the toilet* Do you know why people have two hands? That's because..."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*Gintoki stopped by a metal detector* Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Every since childhood we've dreamed of being pirates. We're looking for the fabled treasure they call "One Pack", right Zura? (One Piece parody)"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Listen up! What we need is this! Yes, calcium! If we have enough calcium, we can do anything!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama