Gintama Quotes

"*talking about a nosebleed* And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"We've got nothing left at home but salt and sugar."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"[Shinpachi and Kagura are stuck in a trashcan, and have been pushed onto the train tracks. Shinpachi sees a train coming]This timing's just like some manga!"

— Shimura Shinpachi · Gintama

"I don't like men with glasses."

— Kagura · Gintama

"Who the hell are they? Pedophile yakuza?"

— Shimura Shinpachi · Gintama

"In this country, we don't call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call her a mountain gorilla."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"[after hitting Kagura with his motor scooter, Gintoki looks inside a vending machine slot] D-don't worry. A-all we have to do is find a t-t-time machine."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Oh crap! Today is Jump release day! I forgot it comes out on Saturday this week! We have to go back!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Shut it! Do you know the pain of having a permanent perm?!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"A samurai doesn't need a reason to do what's right. If you want to protect her, you must draw your sword."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Damn that sister of mine! She's always talking about our father, but what did that baldy ever do for us?! He just played Othello with us from time to time!"

— Shimura Shinpachi · Gintama

"Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she's still a woman."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*to Shinpachi* Was your sister raised by gorillas?"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"*after Shinpachi caught up to him, while running from the police* What a nice boy you are. Have you come to return my wooden sword? That's all right. It was just a souvenir I bought on a school trip."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Blah, blah, blah, blah… quit your blabbering. Look at this. [holds up an empty glass] Thanks to you assholes, my chocolate parfait [hits one of the amanto with his bokuto] fell to the ground!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Ah, I wish I could have a bankai like that."

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Hey, if you take a step over that line, your territorial law won't mean shit!"

— Isao Kondō · Gintama

"You can't just run away, especially from the things you want to forget!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"Don't go thinking you're my rival, you circus freak!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"[crashing through the gate on his motor scooter] Thanks for the support! Here come the real heros!"

— Gintoki Sakata · Gintama

"That's like what an evil organization in some anime would do."